No sex please, we are a Polish military museum: a historical institution makes a bizarre request
Leonard T. Koonce
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No Sex Please, We’re A Polish Military Museum: Historical Institution Forced To Make Bizarre Request After Guests Continue To Be Caught On CCTV Having Sex
- A military museum in Poland has called on ‘vigorous’ visitors to stop having sex
- The Fort Gerhard museum in Świnoujście is part of a 19th century Prussian fortress
- After installing CCTV, they had spotted many ‘love guests’ in the act
A military museum in Poland has called on “vigorous” visitors to stop having sex at the historic site.
Part of an old 19th-century Prussian fortress, the Fort Gerhard museum in the coastal town of Świnoujście said that after installing new security cameras they spotted many “lovely guests” in the act.
Writing on its social media page, the Coastal Defense Museum said: “Our guests are kindly requested…how can we tell…no ars amandi [the art of love] to the museum, please!
A military museum in Poland has called on ‘vigorous’ visitors to stop having sex
The Fort Gerhard museum in Świnoujście is part of a 19th century Prussian fortress
After installing CCTV, the museum team spotted many “lovely guests” in the act
The message added: “We ask our loving guests to be understanding – most of the exhibits in our museum are many years old and are used to entirely different moral standards – conservative, even orthodox and sober.
“Let’s not expose them to discomfort!”
The museum’s website says its exhibits range from “the days of Frederick the Great to the end of the Cold War.”
They said: “We ask our loving guests to be understanding – most of the exhibits in our museum are many years old and used to entirely different moral standards – conservative, even orthodox and sober. Let’s not expose them to discomfort!
The museum’s website says its exhibits range from “the time of Frederick the Great to the end of the Cold War”
Museum director Piotr Piwowarczyk told local newspaper Gazeta Wyborcza: ‘In less than a month we have already had three recordings of lovers engaged in dates’
“Visitors to the fort have varied temperaments, some of them very conservative. We don’t want them to be shocked when they visit by coming across a couple engaged in lustful lovemaking’
Museum director Piotr Piwowarczyk told local newspaper Gazeta Wyborcza: “In less than a month we have already had three recordings of lovers engaged in dates.
“Visitors to the fort have varied temperaments, some of them very conservative.
“We don’t want them to be shocked when they visit by coming across a couple engaged in lustful lovemaking.”
He added that rumpy-pumpy researchers might be lured into the “dark corners” of the museum without realizing they are being watched.
The museum said visitors unable to control themselves should head to one of the local beaches instead.
Sex in public is illegal in Poland and anyone caught for lewd conduct faces either detention, a non-custodial sentence or a fine of 1,500 zlotys (about £250)
He added that rumpy-pumpy researchers can be lured into “dark corners” of the museum without realizing they are being watched.
The museum said visitors unable to control themselves should head to one of the local beaches instead.
Under Polish law, sex in public is illegal and anyone caught lewdly conduct faces either detention, a non-custodial sentence or a fine of 1,500 zlotys (about £250).
